The Beginning of Noob Killing Force NKF©
By: Anonymous L.
Posted: Thursday March 28th 2013 1:08 AM Central US Time
In the time of the peaceful kingdom thousands of years ago, the kingdom of Techtonix was unknown to noobs. No one in the whole world, let alone the universe, knew anything about noobs. What they didn't know, was that noobs were going to come and take over the world.
One day, a villager of Techtonix saw an unwanted person. An outcast. At least he thought so.
Eventually hundreds, thousands, millions of these unwanted people came. They didn't talk. So at that time they called them "Guests". Soon too many were there and so they had to label them. There was many "guests".
Eventually these "Guests" turned on them. What the kingdom had was intelligence. Strength. Power. Control. And most of all, an army.
There was so many "guests" the name "noob" was made for these unwanted people. They were always in someway annoying. They followed you, and killed you sometimes.
The kingdom got very angry and soon...a new army came in. Best of the best. Most Willing of the Willing. And Most of all, The Best fighters of the fighters.
Eventually, they were known as "Noob Killing Force" or NKF for short.
The NKF still stands strong today. And this legend will carry through.
One day, a villager of Techtonix saw an unwanted person. An outcast. At least he thought so.
Eventually hundreds, thousands, millions of these unwanted people came. They didn't talk. So at that time they called them "Guests". Soon too many were there and so they had to label them. There was many "guests".
Eventually these "Guests" turned on them. What the kingdom had was intelligence. Strength. Power. Control. And most of all, an army.
There was so many "guests" the name "noob" was made for these unwanted people. They were always in someway annoying. They followed you, and killed you sometimes.
The kingdom got very angry and soon...a new army came in. Best of the best. Most Willing of the Willing. And Most of all, The Best fighters of the fighters.
Eventually, they were known as "Noob Killing Force" or NKF for short.
The NKF still stands strong today. And this legend will carry through.